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Today is YOUR day to Dance Lightly With Life.
Have a wonderful day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...
I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
- Steven Wright
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said,
'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
- Sam Levenson
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday -
especially if it was one's own -
brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
- Robert Lynd
In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
- Annette Funicello
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn
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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
- Sammy Hagar
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday,
I made philosophy my life's work.
- Karl Jaspers
I cried on my 18th birthday.
I thought 17 was such a nice age.
You're young enough to get away with things,
but you're old enough, too.
- Liv Tyler
I quit high school on my birthday.
It was my senior year and I didn't see the point.
This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
- Barry White
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older,
I'm grumpy and terrible with them.
As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party,
you couldn't pay me enough.
- Johnny Vegas
I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on.
I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me,
all wearing masks of my face.
- Stephen Hopkins
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece,
but not too much.
- George Harrison
I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old.
He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
- Isla Fisher
My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14,
I just sat and stared at him.
- Loretta Lynn
I remember when the candle shop burned down.
Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
- Steven Wright
I binge when I'm happy.
When everything is going really well,
every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
- Kirstie Alley
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife
an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
- Paris Hilton
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday...
I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me -
- Art Buchwald
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody
celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
- Gloria Stuart
My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday,
so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
- Guy Johnson
I often buy myself presents.
Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
- Celine Dion
If you can give your child only one gift,
let it be enthusiasm.
- Bruce Barton
Thirty was so strange for me.
I've really had to come to terms with the fact that
I am now a walking and talking adult.
- C. S. Lewis
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
- John Burroughs
The only thing better than singing is more singing.
- Ella Fitzgerald
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.
It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- Jerry Seinfeld
I hate birthdays.
- Zane Grey
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give
ourselves the gift of living well.
I do like to shock and surprise people.
When it's all in good fun, of course.
- Ruth Warrick
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s,
and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
- Lionel Blue
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
- Thomas Fuller
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays,
including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
- Ellen Glasgow
When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.
- Yoko Ono
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person,
he believed in me.
- Jim Valvano
We have to be able to grow up.
Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life.
They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
- Lauren Hutton
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
- Mary Schmich
About astrology and palmistry: they are good because
they make people vivid and full of possibilities.
They are communism at its best.
Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.
- Kurt Vonnegut
I'm not materialistic.
I believe in presents from the heart,
like a drawing that a child does.
- Victoria Beckham
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the
gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
- Brian Tracy
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
- Jean Paul
There are three hundred and sixty-four days
when you might get un-birthday presents,
and only one for birthday presents, you know.
- Lewis Carroll
Being seventy is not a sin.
- Golda Meir
Love the giver more than the gift.
- Brigham Young
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that
you have too much free time.
- Doug Coupland
Let them eat cake.
- Marie Antoinette
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
So I got a cake.
- Mitch Hedberg
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
- John Heywood
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
- Satchel Paige
When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50.
And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60.
At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
- Gloria Stuart
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie,
why not say you want cake and pie?
- Lisa Loeb
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays.
The special effects people will put a little explosive
in the cake so it blows up in their face -
that's always fun to play on a guest star,
or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
- Catherine Bell
If you look over the years, the styles have changed -
the hair, the production, the approach to the songs.
The icing to the cake has changed flavors.
But if you really look at the cake itself,
it's really the same.
- John Oates
I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career.
I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party,
what my son was writing.
I was thinking about Legos.
- Jill Clayburgh
Presents don't really mean much to me.
I don't want to sound mawkish, but -
it was the realization that I have a great many people
in my life who really love me,
and who I really love.
- Gabriel Byrne
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
- Charles Lamb
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
John Candy knew he was going to die.
He told me on his 40th birthday.
He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.
- Maureen O'Hara
The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met
Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.
- Matthew Sweet
It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my
Goya classical guitar that day.
I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that
was the only thing I could ever really do -
write songs and sing them to people.
- Stevie Nicks
I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a
PSP as a birthday present.
- Uwe Boll
I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking
forward to my new daughter's birthday,
because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.
- Pete Rose
I love photography.
My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.
- Sarah Sutton
On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag,
or the owner would be dragged to a police station and
be fined twenty-five rubles.
- Mary Antin
Let's go buy a couple of mattresses.
Give 'em to people for their birthday.
- Lawrence Tierney
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