Dyin Quotes
Sad Quotes about Dyin

Momma always said dyin' was a part of life.
I sure wish it wasn't.
- the movie Forrest Gump

There ain't nothin' to dyin', really.
You just get tired.
You kind of drift away.
- James Dickey

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
- Frank Sinatra

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd.
If it's not going good, we change directions.
If we got to drag your momma into this thing,
we will.
Whatever we got to do.
- Steve Harvey

I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down.
Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son!
- Jerry Reed

I am loving being Momma.
I really, really am.
- Barbara Mandrell

If you talk bad about country music,
it's like saying bad things about my momma.
Them's fightin' words.
- Dolly Parton

Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble,
I sort of became a momma's boy.
- Bo Jackson

For example, when my mother died, the people who showed
up just to put an apron on to cook,
people who really do the right thing,
so to speak, as my momma would always say to show that they care,
a sense of community that we've lost so much in our country.
- Sela Ward

I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show.
I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda.
My god that was my wife on the show,
in fact my wife calls her wife.
- Larry Hagman

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything is changing.
People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- Will Rogers

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties
really shook out a lot of hacks.
The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.
- Patton Oswalt

Comedians and impressionists used to be two different
showbiz animals entirely,
but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions.
- John Podhoretz

Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians
on TV who would just have fun with the language.
- Alan Rudolph

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong,
are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.
- Adrian Edmondson

Comedians don't laugh.
They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
- James Lipton

It seemed to me you could do anything in comics.
So I started doing my thing, which is mainly influenced by novelists,
stand-up comedians, that sort of thing.
- Harvey Pekar

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs,
but they're uncomfortable laughs.
- John Ratzenberger

I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.
- Shelley Berman

It seems like when I first started, people got into
comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
- Wanda Sykes

I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that
have being doing it for so long,
for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start
becoming personal on stage.
- Patton Oswalt

They don't make you pay for the humor.
It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as
many laughs as possible in 2 minutes.
They are the most honest comedians ever.
- Mike Judge

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante,
George Burns, senior citizens.
- Joseph Bologna

I don't know any astronauts.
There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
- Todd Barry

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them,
but they riff.
- Carl Reiner

The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire
is that they are essentially brash,
noisy and indelicate people who have to use a sledge
hammer to smash a butterfly.
- Imogene Coca

The demand for standup in the eighties was created
by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create
very cheap television programming.
- Marc Maron

That's why modern corporate movie making has become
so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.
- Dana Carvey

My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club,
and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out.
- Leigh Steinberg

Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
- Johann Georg Zimmermann

You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information.
We don't take ourselves seriously on any level;
we're just comedians.
- Stephen Colbert

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
- Ben E. King

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
- Jimmy Durante

Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians.
- Paula Danziger

Whatever talent I had, I'm sure it helped that my parents
were in the business and that I grew up around actors,
comedians and directors.
- Ben Stiller

I was up until all hours of the night,
listening to stories, meeting great old comedians.
- Joely Fisher

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention...
that antenna is always out there.
- Bob Newhart

I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other
comedians who are running.
- Grace Hansen

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is,
and how would everyone tell it.
It's enough people of substance that it makes you think
of the people who aren't there that are alive.
- Bob Saget

The real good comedians, like Chaplin,
would make you laugh and a second later,
cry.
- Martin Landau

I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.
- Dorothy Gish

I used to like writing for comedians -
I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
- Denis Norden

I'm no way one of those comedians who want to do drama.
I really do love comedies.
I hope to go back to it.
- Molly Shannon

Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites,
but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets
nothing be out of control.
- Rich Lowry

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics,
although I have worked with comics as well,
I make the distinction.
- Bobby Darin

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world.
I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians,
but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live
in extremely patriarchal times.
- Kate Clinton

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig,
will blame everything but themselves.
They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong,
it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.
- Allan Carr

The comedians all finished their acts with a song.
They would get a certain amount of money from the song
publishers and would use that money to pay the writers.
None of them paid very much for their comedy material,
but it all added up.
- Denis Norden

It's also that comedians don't have the kind of narcissism that actors have.
They're writers who perform their own material.
It's more interesting.
And they're sexy because they risk more.
Stand-up comedians risk more than anyone.
- Rachel Weisz

I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic'
that Anthony Hopkins did.
And the director wanted me.
The writer wanted me.
Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this.
- Gene Wilder

But it's fun to be something, have that,
and you don't have to be real.
It's like, comedians.
They go on and they're doing all these jokes.
I would be like that if I were more awake.
- Parker Posey

The only one that got through was Jimmy Walker,
because he plays the gas station attendant.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with it,
it's just that we were kind of purists at the time,
and we didn't want any comedians.
- David Zucker

My mom is two people to me.
She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most
comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub
that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
- Pauly Shore

Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and
that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers
shriek were not only not funny to me,
but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
- Florenz Ziegfeld

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge
of certain things for people who are not comedians.
Like Montreal.
A comic understands what it is and its importance,
but someone else may not know about it.
- Todd Barry

It was a decision to work clean.
I just prefer to work that way.
I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way.
There was a temptation in the early '70s to reconsider.
I decided against it.
- Bob Newhart

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
- Mark Twain

Mother is the name for God
in the lips and hearts of little children.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

Treat the earth well.
It was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your children.
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children.
- Native American traditional

Let parents bequeath to their children
not riches, but the spirit of reverence.
- Plato

There are four stages in a marriage.
First there's the affair,
then the marriage,
then children
and finally the fourth stage,
without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
- Norman Mailer

We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors,
we borrow it from our children.
- Native American Proverb

I have a dream that my four little children will one day
live in a nation where they will
not be judged by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Live so that when your children think of fairness,
caring and integrity, they think of you.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy,
the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child.
The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.
- Emma Goldman

The God of Children and Fools:
There once was a man way up high,
who sat on his chair in the sky.
he called down to fool us,
and said he would rule us,
until we woke up bye and bye.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most important thing a father
can do for his children
is to love their mother.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Your children need your presence
more than your presents.
- Jesse Jackson

We will not learn how to live together in peace
by killing each other's children.
- Jimmy Carter