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All religions are the same:
Religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
- Cathy Ladman
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Holidays in general breed unrealistic expectations.
The minute you start wondering, 'is it going to be wonderful enough?,'
it never will be.
- Pepper Schwartz
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian
holidays that move in sync,
like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics.
- Marvin Olasky
I saw why people died and how they died.
I saw gunshot wounds and liver failure.
It was a good learning experience, so I came regularly
on weekends and holidays.
- Michael Baden
That's what the holidays are for - for one person to
tell the stories and another to dispute them.
Isn't that the Irish way?
- Lara Flynn Boyle
A 'For Sale' sign in your yard during the holidays
is like a 'kick me' sign.
You are telling buyers you are a distressed seller.
- Ray Brown
Holidays are the best.
I couldn't imagine being from a small family.
- Kim Kardashian
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I ignore Hallmark Holidays.
And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.
- Berke Breathed
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -
they have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman
One could make money and get a career going with a
low-budget horror film about killers attacking on holidays.
It is always flattering to have somebody copy you.
- John Carpenter
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas,
morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays.
Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
- April Winchell
I love writing about my job because I loved it,
and it was a particularly interesting one when I was a young man.
It was like holidays with pay to me.
- James Herriot
November is Jewish book month, so Jewish Community
Centers all around the country have book fairs where
they invite authors and sell books in advance of the holidays.
- Anita Diament
I'm so depressed.
Christmas is the worst of all.
Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays.
I get melancholia.
- David O. Selznick
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
- Ellen DeGeneres
It's like your children talking about holidays,
you find they have a quite different memory of it from you.
Perhaps everything is not how it is,
but how it's remembered.
- Denis Norden
I really only ever go on sun holidays so in my experience
I prepare myself for the beach.
- Lisa Snowdon
Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift,
so too can the holidays.
- John Clayton
All holidays can be good times.
- John Clayton
In spite of holidays when I was free to visit London
theatres and explore the countryside,
I spent four very miserable years as a colonial at an English school.
- Patrick White
I have the biggest sweet tooth.
After the holidays, I gotta start working out.
- Devon Werkheiser
My feelings are those of a schoolboy getting in sight of the holidays.
Or more seriously, my feelings are perhaps those of
a matador who has decided not to enter the bull ring.
- Geoffrey Fisher
Arbor Day is not like other holidays.
Each of those reposes on the past, while Arbor Day proposes for the future.
- Julius Sterling Morton
CBS started to confiscate our packages and mail as a safety procedure.
A lot of packages that people send for the holidays
and to our kids we can't open.
A lot of times they are from overseas.
It's very upsetting at times.
- Hunter Tylo
I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail,
those fake holidays like Columbus Day.
What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't,
somebody else would have and we'd still be here.
- John Waters
The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game.
It's part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and lights at Christmas,
and like those holidays beyond their meaning,
a factor in our economy.
- Bob Schieffer
The holidays are also a time when people freak out about their finances.
If you don't want to spend the money,
why not try some of the other options instead of killing a bunch of animals?
- Christina Applegate
I said I didn't want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns,
but I've checked and they've all been redecorated.
They're marvelous places to stay and I've thought it
over and that's where I'd like to be.
- Walter F. Mondale
I had done a fair bit of traveling during the holidays
in my school days with my guitar and discovered that I could live on it.
Admittedly, I traveled with a sleeping bag but I could
always find somewhere to lay my head.
- Jeremy Irons
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree
is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
- Burton Hills
A holiday, the day I first named you, "friend."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.
What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
- Dr. Seuss
A systemic cleansing and detox is definitely the way
to go after each holiday.
It is the key to fighting high blood pressure,
heart disease, cancer, and other health-related illnesses.
- Lee Haney
I think one of the finest gifts I can give
my friends in the holiday season is to pause
with a long enough quality to actually SEE them.
My calm, unhurried presence communicates
this gift of a message, "I see you. I recognize you.
I remember our times of together
and am contributing right now to another quality memory.
I value you and honor and take the time,
right this moment to pause long enough to truly notice you."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
My favorite holiday spot has to be New York,
on the St.
Without a doubt that area there is perfect for me.
Very, very spacious.
- Tom Felton
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely,
the frayed, and the rejected.
- Jimmy Cannon
I wrapped that Monday and started on my third episode
for Miss Match on Thursday of that same week and we
just wrapped yesterday cause it was split over the holiday.
- Charisma Carpenter
I don't want to go to the Bahamas on holiday.
I hate islands.
I want to go to Brittany, where it's cold and raining,
and there's nothing fancy about it.
- Julie Delpy
April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom,
holiday tables under the trees.
- E. Y. Harburg
Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged
holiday or as a rejection,
a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.
- Simone de Beauvoir
In August most of Europe goes on holiday.
- Tony Visconti
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes,
in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- Dave Barry
When Billie Holiday sings a song, I hear the song,
but I always hear her and her truth.
- Tom Wopat
If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday,
Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
- Tony Snow
I started out Ice skating with Holiday On Ice and just
got offered the part of R2 by chance.
- Kenny Baker
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday.
I'll tell you what, never again.
- Tim Vine
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
- George Bernard Shaw
I was trying to do Billie Holiday, because she was
the voice to be heard at that time.
- Ruth Brown
This is such a special summer holiday for me.
I haven't known myself so relaxed in years.
- Kylie Minogue
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they
go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
- Brian Clough
Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving.
Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday.
- John Clayton
Every man who possibly can should force himself to
a holiday of a full month in a year,
whether he feels like taking it or not.
- William James
I do not read SF as much as I used to.
It's too much like a busman's holiday.
- Jack L. Chalker
When I came to England at the very beginning of commercial
television it was easy for me because I was only doing
one or two shows a week at most.
It was really a holiday.
- Richard Lester
I love to sing old Motown songs to myself,
or some Patti Smith Edith Piaf or Billie Holiday.
That gets me in the mood for singing.
- Siobhan Fahey
Billie Holiday I never met, but I love her music.
- Nichelle Nichols
I loved Billie Holiday more than any other person other
than myself on the stage.
Yeah, I do.
- Abbey Lincoln
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve,
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
- P. J. O'Rourke
When I did Taming of the Shrew, I was very tired,
and I decided to have a holiday and make a documentary.
- Diane Cilento
Since I'm always working, my best holiday memories
are definitely when I can just go home and spend time with my family.
- Chris Brown
We're going to do something that's really unprecedented
in the industry by launching the console in all three
major markets for the same holiday.
It's never been done before.
- J Allard
I have been keeping myself fit.
I am going on holiday next week in the Mediterranean
so that I can really unwind after the football season and have a rest.
- David Ginola
There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like
nothing better than to take any references to religion
out of the holiday season.
- Ernest Istook
The sea from Dunkirk to Dover during these days of
the evacuation looked like any coastal road in England on a bank holiday.
It was solid with shipping.
- Douglas Bader
If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at
a time of presidential inaugurals,
this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday,
and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years,
which rejected it.
- David Horowitz
A holiday is when you celebrate something that's all finished up,
that happened a long time ago and now there's nothing
left to celebrate but the dead.
- Abraham Polonsky
I have been determined for the past couple of years
to move away from all those Holiday programmes.
- Jill Dando
The second trial was a fair trial.
I do not call it a second trial.
I call it a fair trial, as opposed to the first trial,
which was an unfair trial, a Roman holiday.
- Sam Sheppard
I've just finished my next collection,
Possible Side Effects, and I'm now working on a collection
of holiday stories as well as a memoir about my relationship with my father.
- Augusten Burroughs
I know the history of the record business so well because
I followed Billie Holiday into the record studios.
It was so primitive compared to the sophisticated business today.
- Tony Bennett
I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
- Kylie Minogue
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